TRUST. NO ONE.
I hate April Fool’s Day so hard.
FUCK THAT’S TOMORROW. NOT GOOD.
Stripclub and bar tomorrow for a friend’s birthday, kegger on Saturday. I get to dress up and do my makeup and hair all sexed up. I can’t wait! I need another amazing weekend ASAP! :)
Oh and by the way, please don’t break my heart tonight.
My hands hurt, my arms are exhausted, my legs are shaky, I have pole burn on the tops of both feet and each side of my ribcage. I just want to sleep.
Fuck I love pole.
INVERTS. FUCK YES. PUMPED.
I’m still yours.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS. FUCK TV.